Love, Lex (Undergrad Years #1) by Avery Aster

Hi Happy Readers- I received this book as an ARC from the author this morning. 
I was so stoked to read it, I literally read it in a few hours. 
Holy Fuckity Shit Fuck, Batman! *FANS SELF* That was hot as hell! Please note that blames just might randomly start in your pants by reading this book. Literally CALIENTE!
Before we get to the hotness- let me just comment on the Spice Girls and the Dawson’s Creek omega reference that just made me swoon all over the fucking place. That was amazing balls! And made my mother fucking week. Avery Aster- you just made me a life long fan yo!  
OK- Enough! Excuse me as I leash my inner 7th grader and calm her the fuck down!
She’s calmed the fuck down but unfortunately, I, Melissa Ann, 29 year old woman am not so calmed in the nether regions. This book is insanely HOT HOT HOTTTTTTT! Like hose me down in the backyard because the fire alarm just went off in my pants. 
The story is pretty uniquely fucked up. We have our lovely curny (curvy and horny) rich girl, Lex. Its been a really long time since I read a great curny girl novel! 🙂
Can I just stop to state that our heroin is a curvy girl and there is a Spice Girls reference in this book AND its fucking witty. You should be sold on getting the book already. BUT if you aren’t- then proceed with the review.
She on the cusp of her 18th birthday. She’s going to get ready for her date with her high school weekend heart Kelle. And then she hears her mother going at it in the house. Thinks mother of it until she hears her boy friends voice. QUE QUE WHAT? Yea man- I didn’t even see that one coming. 
So homegirl Lex is not well in the head. Proceeds to stare at her bf and her mum go at it like bunnies. Tis tre fucked up. PLUS she was planning on giving her V card aka Lady V to her bf soon. Yikes! You really felt for her. I do have to say that scene with the watching her bf and mom get it on went on a little too long for me and made me feel extremely uncomfortable. I was super antsy and wished for Lex to SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT and walk the fuck out. Because it was super le gross. Ew!
* sigh * One would think well the bad part of this book already happened and I can’t get any worse. Oh no boo boo! It does. Turns out Lex and her GBF, VBF and BBF end up getting pulled over by Ford, the hunky cop who sets his eyes on the prize. And the prize is Lex. But before that happens the gang goes to jail. It becomes a little touch and go there. Friends reveal disloyalty. Again- you feel for this curvy girl.
Let’s go back to Ford real quick. Oh Ford! *swoons* Buh bye Lady V. Hip hip HURRAY for Ford! He rescues our curny heroine and you just can’t help but love the cop. 
The ending was pretty great. Almost perfect. Loved it. It wraps up the story well, leaves you wanting more- thus Undergrad Years #2.
You did a good job Avery Aster! All in all, Love, Lex is amazingly naughty book that makes me want to relive my undergrad years with Lex as my BF4L (best friend for life)!
Happy Reading,

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